February 2012
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December 2011
6 posts
Smile plenty. Give a lot. Live a life. Hate less....
Often in life, we aim so hard to please the people around us that we fail to realize that it’s the little things we do for people that really matters. The ones that we do without thinking of the rewards that we might get from doing it, other than the fact that it makes us feel good inside.
And as often as not; we forget to live our own lives. Which in return can make us not only resentful...
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Loosing someone...
…is never ever easy. Specially if that someone is a relative or someone very close and dear to you.
You can pretend that its not a big deal; that you are strong and that stuff like these is bound to happen; heck thats life ain’t it?
But you know deep down inside; no matter how much you try to hide it; that heart of yours is crying of loosing that person that reminds you so much of...
November 2011
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“Dude, cover your mouth; it reeks something evil. Did you gargle sewage water...”
– #tumblr
WatchI MISS WATCHING THE FRESH PRINCE…back in the day I knew the theme song to it verbatim.
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I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME UP ON MY DASH FOR THE LONGEST TIME EVER. <3
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Rant 101: "Are the real men of the 21st century...
I have come to a conclusion; well more of an epiphany really: that men today are (for a lack of a better term) “Pussified”.
This is pretty much from my observations through the various mediums (may it be film, radio and/or print) we have today and through my conversations with friends both of the male and female (and sometimes in-between) gender of our beloved species.
Now you might...
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F*ck 11/11/11!
Tomorrows 11/11/11; Big f*ckin’ whoop! I have no clue why all you band-wagon riding drones are getting excited about it. Why?! Just because it happens once every 100 years? You know what else happens only once in every 100 of years? Evolution! And you my friends just missed it by a long shot.
Heres an idea for you morons; don’t get excited about one day - ONE DAY - that only happens...
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Fighter Philosophy #2
This might sound ironic but “A True Fighter finds inner peace in knowing how to fight, in knowing that when needed be; he/she can protect the ones that they love. In knowing how to fight, they learn to find peace.”
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Fighter Philosophy #1
A true fighter always tries to stay clear from confrontations; but when confrontations won’t stay clear from him: he dominates.
October 2011
2 posts
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The Cost...
…of freedom is the lives of the Few; the Few who are so willing to sacrifice their lives, their own freedom, for the sake of the Many so that they; may live free, love free, and die free.
Always remember that.
Always remember them.
“”Forward, the Light Brigade!”
Was there a man dismay’d?
not tho’ the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder’d;
Theirs...
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*toinks*
Josh: Kuya, you get a free Pedometer with your new bag.
Me: Pedometer? Is that the one that measures how much a pedophile someone is?
Josh : Yea. Sure. Thats the one.
September 2011
1 post
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Remembering...
I was studying for my Chemistry finals during my senior year in high school when I decided to take a break and turn the TV on to CNN. It was just right after the first plane had hit, and as I watch - a thousand miles away - I saw live, as the second plane slowly bank towards the other tower and smash in it a horrifying fireball of death and destruction. I continue watching; dumbstruck; jaw agape...
June 2011
2 posts
“He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect....”
– Bob Marley (via unfunnyclownfish)
this is one relevant ass quote
(via getweedhitbongs)
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Tip # 14 for Guys on How to Make a Relationship...
Tip # 14: Accept that she will never ever be perfect.
And you never will be either. And both of you should accept that.
You are not looking for Ms.Perfect, you are looking for Ms.”Right”.
The woman who will be “right” there for you whenever you need her the most.
The woman who will be “right” there beside you when times are tough.
The woman who will be...
May 2011
7 posts
Don't go Chasin'.
Don’t go Chasin’.
Dear Lady Friends,
Don’t go chasing after someone who has:
a.) made you cry
b.) made you feel bad about yourself and/or
c.) treated you less than your worth
They don’t deserve it, they don’t deserve you.
Don’t let them see that you’re being affected by their actions or lack there of; because why would you waste your time thinking over someone who has no clue...
Advice For my friend Kat: Who wants to "wallow" in...
Advice For Kat: Who wants to “wallow” in the “sorrow” of being single.
Break ups and Moving on from past relationships.
How will I put these into terms that you’d appreciate.
Okay her
e goes.
Its like your favorite comedy sitcom..lets say F.R.I.E.N.D.S. It made you laugh, it made you cry, and ya’ll had a good run…10 whole seasons…but sadly it all has to come to an end...
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Tip # 13 for Guys on How to Make a Relationship...
This is a follow up of my last two tips.
Tip # 13: Pretend that you like her friends!
If you already have a good rapport with her friends and ya’ll get along fine then you dont need to read this; but if you’re one of the usual guys who can’t stand her girl friends, well you’re shit out of luck buddy.
It don’t matter if they annoy the living hell out of you coz...
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Tip # 12 for Guys on How to Make a Relationship...
Tip # 12: You don’t have to share EVERYTHING about each other.
I know the usual notion of being in a relationship is sharing everything and i mean EVERYTHING about each other.
Wrong.
Some secrets are just better off staying as; well, a secret.
You don’t have to tell her that when ever ya’ll are not together you’re a complete slob or that you really hate her friends...
Date a Girl who Reads. →
I’ve always liked my women to be street and book smart.
April 2011
3 posts
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Tip # 11 for Guys on How to Make a Relationship...
Tip # 11 : Have some time off from each other.
Its just like; lets say you have this cake that you really love to eat right? For argument’s sake lets say its Cheesecake. Sure its great if thats all you eat for lets say (again for argument’s sake) for a whole week. But what if its the same thing next week, then the week after that? Trust me, it gets old. And bland.
See I think...
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Has this ever happened to you...
…where you have a gadzillion topics/ideas you want to write about but when you actually try and start to type them out you end up just staring at your screen with a blank expression on your face and your fingers just hovering on top of your keyboard as if you’re about to type something brilliant (or mundane) but they don’t move…and i dont think even Yoda and his Jedi mind...
fieww asked: are you giving advices? message me.
February 2011
3 posts
fdsagsdfsdfds asked: Men are all dickwadded assholes. Okay, not all. but MOST.
fdsagsdfsdfds asked: How'd I know if he'll play shit again time? And could you please explain why guys flirt? I don't understand why the hell they go dating then eventually disappear.
fdsagsdfsdfds asked: If someone cheated on you, what would you do?
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Tip # 10 for Guys on How to Make a Relationship...
In lieu of Valentines I decided to release this next Tip a few days early. So here goes…
Tip # 10: Don’t ever take her for granted.
When you realize what a fantastic thing you have; it might be too late.
If you’re going to replace someone who has been there with you through thick and thin, who has supported you and taken care of you and loved you when you looked good and even if you...
Tip # 9 For Guys on How to Make a Relationship...
I know its been a long while, but back due to popular demands are my Tips. I was surprised people actually missed them. So here it is; picking up where I left off…
Tip # 9 : Have a goal in life and do everything to try and accomplish it.
“Me and my boyfriend are not doing so good, it’s like he has no ambition in life. All he does is sit around the house and do nothing.”
Women like...
January 2011
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December 2010
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“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”
– Oprah Winfrey
“My New Year’s Resolution: To break my resolution faster than last...”
– chino
“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”
– Joey Adams
“New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does...”
– James Agate
“New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to...”
– Mark Twain